Wednesday, April 29, 2009

404 explanations

Why your page wouldn't load according to various religions and denominations (read carefully as it initially looks like a normal 404 page). I especially liked this one:
Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
To which could be added various Pagan explanations:
  • Fluffy bunny: the fairies ate it
  • Animist: You must be at one with the link before it will reveal itself
  • Heathen: Sorry, we offered it to the wights as a libation
  • Wiccan: Sorry you can't see it because it's a third-degree secret
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8 comments:

  1. Steve Hayes29 April, 2009 08:57

    Grin.

    Orthodox answer: It will appear to the Patriarch at midnight on Pascha.

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  2. Yvonne Rathbone29 April, 2009 20:41

    Agnostic Answer: How do you know it didn't open?

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  3. Yewtree30 April, 2009 07:08

    Yes I like both of those, very apt.

    Atheist answer: the page never existed.

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  4. Syren30 April, 2009 22:24

    Oh yes, yes. I love it.
    (rather broad irreverant grin).

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  5. Makarios02 May, 2009 04:55

    What about:

    Jewish;Link, schmink, as long as you're healthy!

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  6. Morgan12 June, 2009 23:19

    Ohmigosh, that's excellent. And it explains so much...

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  7. Unknown18 May, 2016 11:53

    A couple more:

    Lutherian: You cant 'earn' your way to opening the link. Links open by faith alone.

    Methodist: We will form a commission to discuss why the link wont open.

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  8. Yewtree18 May, 2016 12:27

    Ha, I like those!

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