Wednesday, September 17, 2008

the secret name of FSM

Niklas Jansson's adaptation of Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam depicts the Flying Spaghetti Monster in its typical guise as a clump of tangled spaghetti with two eyestalks, two meatballs, and many "noodly appendages". It has been revealed to me that in actual fact this universe was created on an otherwise quiet Thursday afternoon at around tea-time by one Zgwrr Xchg'h'yuj, a bored graduate student who turned on the proton collider experiment in our parent universe. The by-product of the proton collision was a baby universe, which growed and growed to become the one we know, love, and live in.

So both the New Atheists and the religious theories of creation and emanation are wrong. Pastafarianism is partly correct, because Zgwrr Xchg'h'yuj in fact looked very much like His Noodliness.

4 comments:

Paul Esson said...

I love it :)

Anti-thesisofreason said...

I love the fact that Atheists talk about how the Flying Spaghetti Monster is about how God doesn't exist and it's all a joke.
What they don't realize is that FSM has taken on a life of it's own becoming exactly what it was never intended to be!

Yvonne said...

Thus suggesting that all deities could be egregores of the groups that invent them...

Anti-thesisofreason said...

It also shows how much they don't understand that there is more than one way to look at something and still be right.