Not the Nine O'Clock News - Songs of Praise
"Last week, which was Harvest Festival, there was myself, the verger, and a can of baked beans - but this week we're on the telly, so I see the church is full..."
"Where two or three are gathered together, there shall they recite the parrot sketch"
(here's the background to this one for those unfamiliar with what it is sending up)
"He bloody does eat daffodils"