Monday, July 20, 2009

A bisexual penguin

Gay Penguins Split In Love Triangle Shock

Harry has left Pepper for another "more attractive" bird at San Francisco Zoo - sparking outrage across the blogosphere. …More



Harry and Pepper were in a six-year gay relationship. Now poor Pepper is heartbroken because Harry has left him for a female penguin. Clearly Harry is bisexual. And all the Christian fundamentalists could find to say about it was that "nature prefers heterosexual relationships". The heartless, cold-blooded, evil bastards. Have they no sympathy for poor jilted Pepper? And what would they know about nature? It's not like they get out much...

Others have more sympathy. The Friggin Loon blog and its commenters were gutted on Pepper's behalf. Also there are millions of gay animals; one bisexual penguin is not evidence that nature prefers heterosexuality. In fact, gay animals contribute to the wellbeing of the species by looking after orphaned young.

3 comments:

frigginloon said...

Hi Stroppy Rabbit, just doing a drive-by. In recent reports it seems Pepper is walking around sad and downcast. That doesn't sound like a gay little penguin to me! LOL. Thanks for the mention....ooh and be kind to snails!

jessi_composed said...

Poor Pepper. He needs to get out and do some karaoke. Meet someone new. Or they should try a polygamous lifestyle.
http://www.newsy.com/videos/when_harry_met_linda_a_look_at_animal_sexual_behavior

Yewtree said...

Yes polygamy might work - why does Harry need to abandon Pepper for Linda? They could all shack up together.