Wednesday, April 29, 2009

404 explanations

Why your page wouldn't load according to various religions and denominations (read carefully as it initially looks like a normal 404 page). I especially liked this one:
Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
To which could be added various Pagan explanations:
  • Fluffy bunny: the fairies ate it
  • Animist: You must be at one with the link before it will reveal itself
  • Heathen: Sorry, we offered it to the wights as a libation
  • Wiccan: Sorry you can't see it because it's a third-degree secret

8 comments:

Steve Hayes said...

Grin.

Orthodox answer: It will appear to the Patriarch at midnight on Pascha.

Yvonne Rathbone said...

Agnostic Answer: How do you know it didn't open?

Yewtree said...

Yes I like both of those, very apt.

Atheist answer: the page never existed.

Syren said...

Oh yes, yes. I love it.
(rather broad irreverant grin).

Makarios said...

What about:

Jewish;Link, schmink, as long as you're healthy!

sta┼Ťa said...

Ohmigosh, that's excellent. And it explains so much...

Andrew Sheneman said...

A couple more:

Lutherian: You cant 'earn' your way to opening the link. Links open by faith alone.

Methodist: We will form a commission to discuss why the link wont open.

Yewtree said...

Ha, I like those!