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Monday, March 22, 2010
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4 comments:
Too funny! Where do you find this stuff?
It was written by a friend of my dad's. I thought it was recycled internet humour, but it is an original apparently, so maybe I shouldn't have posted it.
It's been around since at least 2001, actually. That's when I first came across it.
I like it. I think I'll make my own.
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